

Vox-mark vox-mark vox-mark vox-mark vox-markįor four years after its release, Zombieland was the highest-grossing zombie-related movie in the US. “Double tap” - the movie’s rule for making sure the zombie you just killed was definitely dead - was a catchphrase around my house for a while.
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The movie received mixed reviews, but became the fifth-highest-grossing comedy of the year - no small feat for an R-rated film - and Amazon even shot a pilot of a Zombieland TV show in 2013, though it wasn’t picked up to series. It featured an uncommonly good cast: Woody Harrelson, who’d won an Emmy for Cheers in 1987 Abigail Breslin, who’d been nominated for an Oscar for Little Miss Sunshine in 2007 and Jesse Eisenberg and Emma Stone, who’ve racked up multiple Oscar nominations between them in the years since (Eisenberg for The Social Network in 2011 Stone for Birdman in 2015, La La Land in 2017, and The Favourite in 2019). Still, Zombieland made waves for its clever and very gory spin on the zombie apocalypse genre that didn’t take itself too seriously. Compared to The Hangover’s $277 million, the $75 million haul of another 2009 film, Zombieland, seems like a drop in the bucket. When Jersey Shore premiered.Īt the box office, Avatar was the top-grossing movie of 2009, but the biggest comedy was The Hangover, directed by Todd Phillips (who a decade later would be winning prestigious awards and starting controversies with Joker).

2009 was when Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMAs. The Marvel Cinematic Universe was still in its infancy 2009 was the last year in which no Marvel movies were released, and only two had come out prior ( Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk, a.k.a. The year when swine flu became a global pandemic, and Michael Jackson died. That was the year of Barack Obama’s inauguration. To than killing a zombie was finding a Twinkie.It’s been a long, long, long time since 2009. In fact the only thing he was more obsessed Zombies aren't the most loveable creature Wallpapered the closet, passed the gravy.Īnd we took shelter in the back of the truck. You mean, the last time I laid some pipe? Hear the south pole is really nice this time of year. You know, you're like a penguin on the north pole, I've heard there's a place untouched by all this crap? It's a fast acting virus, that left you with a swollenīrain, raging fever and make you hateful, violent. Wanted to brush a girl's hair over her ear. Look, the point is I'm here for you, okay? When you're afraid of everything that's out there,Īnd then, he just came, sprinting towards me. Like undertoe, or department store centers, Lion limber up before taking down a gazelle? If you're going down that hill its very important. You should actually, limber up as well especially,

You see he was in the ass kicking business, and I can tell already, you are getting on my nerve. You might wanna buckle up, you know for safety. I'll get this relationship to about uh, Texarkana. You wanna stick together? At least for a while Or any face that doesn't have blood drippingįrom it's lips and flesh between its teeth. Like they were zombies even before they were zombies. I've always been kind of a loner, I avoided other people With all my phobias and irritable bowel syndrom. The last non-cannibal freak in the country. Zombies destroyed it, but that's actually Garland. When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, When everyone around me had turned to meat? It's amazing how quickly thing can go from Script-O-Rama afterwards - because reading is good for your noodle. At least you'll have some Zombieland quotes (or even a monologue or two) to annoy your coworkers with in the meantime, right?
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I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free toĭrop me a line. Transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly Voila! Finally, the Zombieland script is here for all you fans of the movie starring Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin, and Jesse Eisenberg.

Zombieland Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Woody Harrelson movie Zombieland Script - Dialogue Transcript
